RE: Treasurehats
08-17-2016, 09:44 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-02-2017, 02:09 PM by ProfessorLizzard.)
(07-08-2016, 10:55 PM)Anomaly Wrote: »You'd better get him a hat.
"Why did your chief act as if these butterflies have the importance of a celebrity scandal?"
"It is a rare and b-beautiful event, that might happen only once in our lifetime, harrumph! Please, Take this h-hat."
"Why?"
"For protection against falling fruit or nuts thrown by dire squirrels. And to complete your attire! Really, hats bring luck."
(07-09-2016, 02:47 PM)tronn Wrote: »>ALL THE CHEESE
"And the... cheese? Why are you bringing smelly cheese?"
"Ah, Elder Butterflies don't like the smell of strong cheese! Most elder creatures don't."
"That sounds... lorewise improbable, and inexplicable..."
"Well, o-okay, it is the smell of decay that keeps them away, and cheese mold w-works for that. And nobody was eating it anyways."
"Indeed. Thanks for taking it all away, Effie. Honestly, Gertie holds CHEESE DAY too often..."
"Sure th-thing, Granny QM! You can always c-count on me!"
"Nice to see you being confident, dear. Ready to brave the wilds again! Is this the man who takes you to the butterflies?"
"Correction, if I may interject: I am going to examine an energy buildup, and she decided to tag along to marvel at my genius."
"You mean, p-preventing you from having a magical allergic reaction."
"My gosh! Those butterflies don't sound too friendly... Did you pack your Instant World's Largest Net, Effie?"
"Of course, I d-did, Granny QM."
"Fascinating! And where is this energy buildup, Mr. Wizard Man?"
"It is MERAMIS and, yes, I shall regale you about this marvel of a ruin that I discovered!"