Post making contest: easier mode

1. Must contain a lie
2. Must repeat a word
3. Must understand, understand, understand, understand, understand, understand the concept of rules by saying what they are
4. Not sure but this process is definitely going to lead to a winning post
5. Must pass a previous rule five

Ixcaliber is real good at Binding of Isaac.

Thiſ iſ clearly what ſbnkalny meant.

This post passes all five rules! Yay! Good job! Congratulations Aks!

Here are the rules:

1. Birthday Cake - Post must tell a verifiable lie, lies about personal circumstances/experiences are only accepted if it is impossible that they are true.
   
2. Fly Like A Butterfly - Post must be clearly influenced by the previous post. Either by quoting the previous post, replying to the previous post, talking about the previous post, continuing a sequence with the previous post (the alphabet clause) or making explicit reference to the previous post.
   
3. The Concept of Love - Must show an understanding of one of the other rules by stating what it is.
   
4. Funky Dealer - Must talk about the possibility of winning, or correctly predict a rule pass. If you predict that you pass this rule you will.
   
5. Oldies but Happies - Must make reference to/quote some aspect of Eagle Time that predates the creation of the Post Making Contest (21st April 2016).
   

Rules 2 and 5 were a mistake due to being more open to interpretation than I initially intended (maybe rule 1 also fell into this category) and whoops yeah Rule 3 was far too advanced for the Easy Postmake. I apologize everyone. Thank you Aks for finally rescuing us.