Post making contest: easier mode

I asked sbnkalny for advice on Rule 3:

How do we pass ix's rules? i think i figured something important about mary's dialogue so it reflects the world i don't believe you.

Thanks, sbnkalny, I have an idea now.

Passes rule 5.

Thiſ iſ clearly what ſbnkalny meant.

Passes rules 2 and 5.

Reyweld - Today at 6:56 PM
And how do we pass rule three? Say as much as you like.

sbnkalny - Today at 6:56 PM
Basically say as much about mermaid butts as homestuck is about acting like donkeys and shitting on desks for international middle schools.

Passes rule 5 (maybe 1 if i was feeling generous).

Kk thank you so much that it would cut you after you complete your monument first three z's off

Passes no rules.

Humming the Bassline (D.S. Remix) – Deavid Soul, original song by Hideki Naganuma
Aisle 10 (Hello Allison) – Scapegoat Wax **
The Answer (The Latch Brothers Remix) – Bran Van 3000 ***
Baby-T – Guitar Vader
Birthday Cake – Cibo Matto **
Bokfresh – Richard Jacques
Latch Brother Bounce – The Latch Brothers **
Fly Like a Butterfly – Hideki Naganuma
The Concept of Love - Hideki Naganuma
Funky Dealer – Hideki Naganuma
Shape Da Future – Hideki Naganuma
Statement of Intent – bis ***
Koto Stomp – The Latch Brothers **
Count Latchula – The Latch Brothers **
Let Mom Sleep (No Sleep Remix) – Richard Jacques, original song by Hideki Naganuma
I Love Love You (Love Love Super Dimension Mix) – Hideki Naganuma, original song by Guitar Vader
Rockin' The Mic (The Latch Brothers Remix) – The Prunes **
I'm Not A Model – Russell Simins **
Oldies but Happies – Hideki Naganuma
Me Likey the Poom Poom – The Latch Brothers **
Rock It On (D.S. Mix) – Deavid Soul, original song by Hideki Naganuma
The Scrappy (The Latch Bros Remix) – BS 2000 ***
Sneakman (Toronto Mix) – Toronto, original song by Hideki Naganuma
Ill Victory Beat – The Latch Brothers **
What About the Future – Richard Jacques
Teknopathetic – Hideki Naganuma
Like It Like This Like That – Hideki Naganuma
Sweet Soul Brother (B.B. Rights Mix) - B.B. Rights, original song by Hideki Naganuma
That's Enough (B.B. Rights Mix) – B.B. Rights, original song by Hideki Naganuma
Grace and Glory (B.B. M.H. Mix) – Richard Jacques, original song by Hideki Naganuma

Doesn't pass any rules! No wait hang on this can pass rule 5 i guess.

sbnkalny will show us the way:

I mean surely you know what else don't they need? or rather what do they need it to get up to 82 c xd that's a huge exaggeration

This post passes rule 5.

((IF THIIS IIIS NOT IVN THE SPVRVIT OF THE GAME, VII CAN DEAL WVIIITH ETERNAL SUFFERIXNG.))

Its a longstanding tradition that I can't judge anything contained in double brackets but if there was anything judgeable in this post it wouldn't pass anything.

DragonFogel - Today at 8:23 PM
sbnkalny, what is the appropriate way to pray to you for guidance in the Post Making Contest?
sbnkalny - Today at 8:23 PM
The appropriate spelling is more than anyone needs to get its share of issues, but in a later conversation has always been possible in a procedurally generated map with the defenders and offenders

This post passes rule 5.

the kieros post

This post passes rules 1 and 4.

My word Indie; a small, metal, BEAD.

This post passes no rules.

Hint post? Oh, it's easier mode.

This post passes no rules.

OKAY HERE'S A HINT: specifically here are the specific names of each of the rules.

1. Birthday Cake
2. Fly Like A Butterfly
3. The Concept of Love
4. Funky Dealer
5. Oldies but Happies

i believe in you all. please release us from this prison of bad rules.