Post making contest 5.0

*pokes at the PMC thread*

Passes 4, 5.

...so we're missing Lust, Pride and Greed, right? We need to figure out how to pass just one of these... which means we need to start shitposting wildly again. Obviously.

Passes 4, 5.

Passes no rules.

$u$

Passes 4, 5, 6.

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HINT: A word from each rule:
1. next
2. declare
3. many
4. after
5. unique
6. never
7. names

((This hint isn't as helpful as it could be, but I don't want to make it too easy...))