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Y'know, it's always bothered me - how do people who shoot lasers from their eyes see things? Even with glasses on, your eyes are still shooting beams that emit (if not composed of) light which by all rights probably ought blind you anyway. And how come the lasers don't burn through your eyelids - the thinnest flap of exposed skin on a body - when they have no problem with anyone else's flesh?

But

Uh

Glasses. Right. Way your luck's going, bottom of the ice-cream pile.