RE: Human Error
08-15-2016, 11:59 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-16-2016, 12:00 AM by iamgodyes.)
Of course, you never wear suits. Your cats HATE suits. Usually, you wear a comfy bathrobe and some slippers. That way, your cats can ride in the pockets and scratch at and play with the bottom. Your cats are your life. An entourage of at least twenty is with you at all times. You have no idea how many you have in your house. They all breed with each other so much.
You shiver, everything feels wrong without your cats. It looks like they took your shopping cart too. You take it everywhere with you. That way, you can carry all your favorite things with you, and your kitties have a place to ride. Now, all you have is a crumpled note in your pocket. It's a shopping list full of things you would never buy. You don't even recognize half the things on the list. On the bottom it appears you scrawled a couple of numbers.
You still can't remember your name, but you're fairly confident people used to call you The Cat Lady. Obviously, it's not an endearing term, but you take it as a compliment. Your kitties are your life.
Along with the suit, your hair is cut into a very stylish style, and you've been freshly bathed. Your nails are immaculate, and running your tongue over your teeth they feel as though someone has polished them. This is pretty much a direct opposite of how you usually look.
You shiver, everything feels wrong without your cats. It looks like they took your shopping cart too. You take it everywhere with you. That way, you can carry all your favorite things with you, and your kitties have a place to ride. Now, all you have is a crumpled note in your pocket. It's a shopping list full of things you would never buy. You don't even recognize half the things on the list. On the bottom it appears you scrawled a couple of numbers.
You still can't remember your name, but you're fairly confident people used to call you The Cat Lady. Obviously, it's not an endearing term, but you take it as a compliment. Your kitties are your life.
Along with the suit, your hair is cut into a very stylish style, and you've been freshly bathed. Your nails are immaculate, and running your tongue over your teeth they feel as though someone has polished them. This is pretty much a direct opposite of how you usually look.