Human Error - Phone Unknown

everyone you know calls you "mac" which is just the first syllable of your last name. it's a pretty masculine name considering but it's hard for people to get confused once they've met you. you've got a pet cat and fuck no it didn't come with you, it's a damn cat and you go literal weeks without seeing it. the note in your pocket has even more notes on it — you were in a coffee shop late at night when this melody just popped into your head so you grabbed a napkin, scrawled a staff on it, bada-bing bada-boom. you probably should have ordered something to eat because you look downright emaciated with sunken eye sockets and no make-up and you haven't showered or even run a brush through your hair in like four days

edit: also, you wear a ton of suits, but usually they're not this friggin' nice. usually they've got mismatched parts and the coat's too big and the shirt's got a hole in the elbow or whatever... it's kinda a look