Post making contest 5.0

Time to meet the cast of the Super Fun Times Ruleset!

Rule 1 would probably disagree with something you said offhandidly in an incredibly unreasonable manner, and then it would start a fight.
Rule 3 would beg you to buy it alcohol.
Rule 5 is actually very accepting so you could probably have a conversation with it, though it may start making "friendly" jabs at you when it discovers an insecurity.
Rule 2 would be one of those people who's just angry about everything and gets real snarky about it.
Rule 4 just doesn't give a fuck... It's the one flipping down its shades and firing finger guns off into the sunset as it crab-walks away from its problems.