Post making contest 5.0

holy shit we live in the future lets teach this robot cat to sing happy birthday

This post passes rule 4!

Did you order the pizza? or did THE PIZZA order YOU????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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True fact #1: #6066 #6107 #6109 #6114 #6116 #6130 #6177 #6301 #6307 #6386 #6387 #6388 #6389 #6391

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The above post is by sbnkalny, I'm just here to make sure the Post Making Contest knows about it.

This post passes rule 4! And yeah, I dropped that list of posts in Discord once upon a time - they all passed rule 1 of qwerx's first set, I think?

Can I pass rule 3?

Yeah, this post passes rule 3! It's the only rule it passes though...

Obviously the best outcome is that Sruix has an uneventful visit to the dentist and leaves without incident but consider Sruix trying to judge the postmake while still groggy from anaesthetic?

This post passes rule 4! The dentist was fine; my teeth are apparently really good, a fact I doubt because my body is a mess in practically ever other respect, but I did get to have some x-rays done. Those were cool. No anaesthetic was involved at any stage of the process, though the wait did nearly make me drop off...

I think the better option is judging posts while actively having dentistry performed.

This post passes rule 4! Gee, you lot got real good at passing this rule lately...