Post making contest 5.0

Clarification: I was a little lenient when it came to judging rule 4 last night. Having gone back through the thread, I don't think I would strip any of the posts which passed it of said pass, but it's worth bearing in mind that what made me make those posts pass rule 4 is unlikely to work in a winning post. I am probably going to start leaning towards the less generous side with my rule 4 judgements... and yet, regardless of how I judge the following, I can promise you that the results would be the same...

time to get to post 10000?

This post doesn't quite pass rule 4 and it definitely doesn't pass any others.

My favourite part of the alphabet is the part that looks like Sruix vs two Sruix clones in a no holds barred death match (and I'm there cheering them on).

This post passes no rules.

CHOO CHOO

This post passes no rules.

time to get post 9999

This post passes no rules.

Guys, I already won with my last post, it's time to start a new round.

This post passes no rules.

Coup ruleset 2: electric boogaloo

This post passes no rules.

Guys, I already won with my last post, it's time to start a new round.

okay cool.

well if nobody else is willing to step up to the plate I'll do a ruleset.

This post passes rules i and e

This post is just as irritating with regards to rule 1 as it used to be, but it fails to pass it or any other rule.