RE: Rocket-propelled Pokemon Tabletop
07-18-2012, 11:59 PM
Before he can lay into the sleeping crab at his feet Jack is interrupted by a loud cracking noise from the back of the boat. More Corphish escaping from their cage doesn't rank very highly on the list of things he thinks he needs right now.
Get a handle on that will you? Use Spite or something to stop it breaking any more bars before I've dealt with this one.
While he's distracted he also takes the opportunity to wave his pokedex in the general direction of the would-be escapee. He'd nicked it off a smaller kid when he was still young enough himself to dream of going on a Wonderful Pokemon Adventure and while he's clearly too old to entertain that notion now, the little red box can still be sort of handy for his familiar if nothing else. If he can figure out the actual names of the moves the bugger has then little Jack II can disable them up completely.
Too bad it's so uselessly slow, if only he could tell it just to not bother about shit like what it eats and what it can have sex with.
That dealt with, he returns to the task of giving sleeping beauty a good lashing. Length of chain isn't the most efficient weapon but at least it didn't cost him anything.
Get a handle on that will you? Use Spite or something to stop it breaking any more bars before I've dealt with this one.
While he's distracted he also takes the opportunity to wave his pokedex in the general direction of the would-be escapee. He'd nicked it off a smaller kid when he was still young enough himself to dream of going on a Wonderful Pokemon Adventure and while he's clearly too old to entertain that notion now, the little red box can still be sort of handy for his familiar if nothing else. If he can figure out the actual names of the moves the bugger has then little Jack II can disable them up completely.
Too bad it's so uselessly slow, if only he could tell it just to not bother about shit like what it eats and what it can have sex with.
That dealt with, he returns to the task of giving sleeping beauty a good lashing. Length of chain isn't the most efficient weapon but at least it didn't cost him anything.