Post making contest 5.0

1. How many items are you able to juggle?
2. Why is the sky blue?
3. Well, what do you know?
4. What is the first word that comes into your head?
5. What is the first word that comes into my head?
5. When was the last time you contracted scurvy?
6. What is your favourite?
7. Who am I to disagree?
8a. Is the answer to this question "fuck yeah"?
8b. Is the answer to this question "hell no"?
8c. Is the answer to this question "none of the above"?
8d. Is the answer to this question "all of the above"?
8e. Is the answer to this question?
9. Why isn't the sky green?
10. Name an animal, any animal.
11. Name a vegetable, likewise.
12. Name a mineral, you get the drill.
13. Name an other.
14. Name another.
15. Name an unholy conglomeration of animal, vegetable, mineral, other and another.
16. What time is it?
17. How many questions were you planning to answer?
18. If a train leaves the station at Corfe Castle on a day with light drizzle at 7:36am and travels east towards Swanage at a speed of 60mph, and at 7:52am a train leaves Swanage and travels west at a speed of 69mph, only entering the patch of drizzle two miles eastwards, then given that the driver of the first train didn't have their morning coffee and the second is frantically trying to figure out rule 3, and that there are some llamas on the line at Harman's Cross that don't intend to budge any time soon, why are you still reading this?
19. Which came first, the chicken or the omelette?
20. What is the last question you would like to be asked?

1. I promise you I cannot be reliably relied upon to juggle a single object.
2. Back in 1502 Albrecht Dürer, an ambitious German painter, was sick of that unsightly mauve sky and just took it upon himself to redecorate. Blue was his favourite colour for backgrounds, so he decided to paint the whole of the sky the colour we have come to know and love. This endeavour took until 1521 because seriously there's a lot of sky, but ultimately I think Albrecht did a pretty good job.
3. Wells are good sources of information on the following subjects: masonry, macrobiology, the collected works of Agatha Christie, the third season (and only the third season) of NBCs hit superhero drama Heroes, ancient Mesopotamia, road safety, pressure systems, the scurv, cheat codes for the Sega Genesis, the personal life of composer Igor Stravinsky (just his personal life though, don't ask about his music, wells hate that), forms of media that sync up and reveal secret messages when played at the same time and pogs.
4.
5. 291
5. Back in question 3 when I referred to it as 'the scurv'
6. Sister Clara
7. Sruixan
8a. Nah
8b. Nope
8c. Not really
8d. Negative
8e. Nuh uh
8f. Blancmange
9. They don't make skypaint like they used to.
10. Malcolm
11. Likewise
12. Kyparite (I'll pm you my address so you can send me the drill)
13. Benjamin Linus
14. Bramblepelt
15. Malikypaminpelt
16. Electronic gull time
17. All of them 'natch.
18. I'm not. I skimmed straight to the end to see if the question was like 'what is the train driver's name' or something similar.
19. Omelette. Not a lot of people know chickens evolved from ducks that were fed exclusively omelettes for thousands of years.
20. What is a question?