Post making contest 5.0

1. How many items are you able to juggle?
2. Why is the sky blue?
3. Well, what do you know?
4. What is the first word that comes into your head?
5. What is the first word that comes into my head?
5. When was the last time you contracted scurvy?
6. What is your favourite?
7. Who am I to disagree?
8a. Is the answer to this question "fuck yeah"?
8b. Is the answer to this question "hell no"?
8c. Is the answer to this question "none of the above"?
8d. Is the answer to this question "all of the above"?
8e. Is the answer to this question?
9. Why isn't the sky green?
10. Name an animal, any animal.
11. Name a vegetable, likewise.
12. Name a mineral, you get the drill.
13. Name an other.
14. Name another.
15. Name an unholy conglomeration of animal, vegetable, mineral, other and another.
16. What time is it?
17. How many questions were you planning to answer?
18. If a train leaves the station at Corfe Castle on a day with light drizzle at 7:36am and travels east towards Swanage at a speed of 60mph, and at 7:52am a train leaves Swanage and travels west at a speed of 69mph, only entering the patch of drizzle two miles eastwards, then given that the driver of the first train didn't have their morning coffee and the second is frantically trying to figure out rule 3, and that there are some llamas on the line at Harman's Cross that don't intend to budge any time soon, why are you still reading this?
19. Which came first, the chicken or the omelette?
20. What is the last question you would like to be asked?