Post making contest 5.0

...fuck it, let's make a new page in the spreadsheet...

Passes rule 2

what is up with rule 3

Passes rule 2 and 5

Hey, I hope this passes rule 1.

Passes rule 2. Is not particularly close to passing rule 3. (unlike before)

so hey qwerx how's the civ game going?

Passes rule 2

So I'm the Mongols and I decided to go culturing/religioning

Then I realized that keshiks are so amazing

I still don't want to attack citystates though, so that's a UA gone. Also I decided to attack England with longbows and the Great Wall so steamroll was a bit slower than expected

sometimes I do catch myself wondering why I even bother checking the civ subreddit

and then stuff like this happens

Passes none of the rules

hey sruix i'm conducting an informal questionnaire do you have the time to answer a couple of inobtrusive personal questions?

Passes rules 2 and 4

yeah sure hit me with them

Passes rule 2

1. What is your favourite civilization to play as in Sid Meier's Civilization V?
2. How many sides should an ideal hexagon have?
3. How can this perfect hexagon be achieved?
4. Do you agree that in the case of origination, the derivation of the subject can be said to be as 0?
5. If you could choose a number what would it be?
6. If you couldn't choose a number what wouldn't it be?
8. Where???
9. If n is the product of a pair of numbers neither of which are x, what is x?
10. What if ghosts?

Passes none of the rules

Bonus question: Invent a new shape.

Passes rules 2 and 4

I need to make a new post in order to be able to quote the bonus question, so here it is.

Passes rule 2

1. What is your favourite civilization to play as in Sid Meier's Civilization V?
2. How many sides should an ideal hexagon have?
3. How can this perfect hexagon be achieved?
4. Do you agree that in the case of origination, the derivation of the subject can be said to be as 0?
5. If you could choose a number what would it be?
6. If you couldn't choose a number what wouldn't it be?
8. Where???
9. If n is the product of a pair of numbers neither of which are x, what is x?
10. What if ghosts?

1. Greece in singleplayer, Aztecs in multiplayer (this is the only serious answer)
2. The ideal hexagon should have six sides, all of which unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal six smaller six-sided hexagons, all of whose sides unfurl to reveal giraffes.
3. I imagine some kind of psychoactive substance would be required.
4. No, I don't.
5. I would choose a musical number.
6. Beige, probably.
7. This is a more personal question than I am happy to answer. Sorry.
8. There!!!
9. This cat butt right here:
10. if ghosts then boo!

Bonus question: Invent a new shape.

this is my original shape trapisboigle do not steal

Passes none of the rules but is sort of close to passing rule 3?