Post making contest 4.0

Binding of Isaac Log:

• I now have a floating eye that wanders the room
  
• GAH I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THE SHOP WITH MY ONLY KEY!
  
• Cat tail?
  
• Cain is very weak, almost died to Larry
  
• I can'r open a gold chest because I wasted my key
  
• AND ANOTHER ONE
  
• cain doesn't even start with a bomb what a bad
  
• DED
  
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• Playing as Isaac like i should have
  
• wow famine is way easier to kill WHEN YOU AREN'T TRASH
  
• I like the items that follow you around. I got a circling cube of meat
  
• I ate some pills and they lessened my tears a little, at least isa
  
• I've found the same "no monsters 4 fires free chest" room 4 times in a row
  
• I picked up an item that gave me 4 spirit hearts
  
• The devil gave me a brother thank you satan, thank you
  
• I've only taken half a heart of damage and I'm almost on the third floor boss; 6 1/2 health is enough, right?
  
• I really like the dead sea scrolls
  
• I got second cube of meat and now my cube of meat is super meat boy??? and shots bullets??? yES!
  
• Also just killed 4th boss pestilence
  
• so it turns out when you pick up a three-dollar bill you become an anime
  
• Well, 1 terribly designed room later I have 1/2 a heart + 1 spirit heart. Time for the boss!
  
• le rip