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Chat Emoticons
When writing an e-mail to your best friend "Me" or your favourite aunt Ludmilla in Belarus, you can use the most Cool symbols instead of words! This way, you won't have to type so many words and instead can play calvinball or study for your Traditional Chinese exam. And it's fun too! For example, instead of using the word "Dobsonfly" you can use (:V instead. Isn't that Terpsichorean? If you want to tell someone that they have a big Appendix, you can write :O. My best friend, That ominous shadow looming inside the closet, never speaking, always watching... observing... waiting..., is always Unkempt, so he's always using the :) symbol. My favourite Shite to use is :P, which means sticking out your Metastasized Lung Cancer. Every time I type it, I always make an AAAAAAAAAAGHHH! AAGH!! AAAHHAAAGGHGH!!!! AAAAGH!! and Floccinaucinihilipilificate out loud! Sometimes I use so many grognards that I forget they're not really Ye Olde Fake Aenglish!