Post making contest 4.0

THE RULES!!

1. I Heard A Sound - Simply enough, I had to hear audio coming from your post. Soundcloud, Youtube, whatever. Links were insufficient, it had to come directly from the post.
2. Fingertips - Multiple fingertips, specifically. The word 'Fingertips' must be used at least twice. This should have been 'at least once' but WE'LL GET THERE.
3. I Found A New Friend - Must include the username of somebody within the PMC contest other than yourself. Okay, it's not actually simple inclusive, specifically, but i figured it'd be easy enough to root out the exception. Required the full username.
4. Mysterious Whisper - The post title must not consist of "RE: Post making contest". Super duper subtle changes were liable to failing this rule but I think I caught them all. Much like a whisper, I don't usually notice it.
5. Please Pass the Milk, Please.- Post must contain the name of a dairy product. Although I decided to pass on milk. Yogurt and custard were used other than cheese.

okay anyways what about THE NEGARULES

There were three negarules.
1. I Can't Understand You - Passes if any of the words in your post trigger a red underline from a non-word. BBCode and URLs and the like are exempt. I counted smilies as 'and the like'. And sometimes I hit 'add to dictionary' for things that are blatantly god damn words. I didn't hit it for things that are like 'yeah that's a thing but also i get why it's not in the dictionary.'
2. All Alone Passes if a [quote] tag is used. Finding a new friend in the name part of a quote totally counted for that rule btw.
3. Fingertips (Reprise) - Passes if fingertips is used at least 6 times. Within the entire lyrics of Fingertips it's used 5 times, you see. The reasoning here was that if people were to quote like, everything, it'd probably end up triggering this, but I misjudged how it were to go. If I were to go back in time, I'd have Fingertips classic be 1+ instance of the word, and this be 2+ instances. Still not, like, hard to deduce, but at least it'd have fuckin' come up.

whatever i'm happy with it overall it was fun i hope