"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

So I was back in China for some reason and sitting at a table discussing international policy with a bunch of leaders of countries for a bit, and after the meeting I received a phone cal survey about my experience....
This, afterward, was in a college lecture hall environment, and I was subjected to blackmail for some reason. There was an alien on the seat to my left. Then I woke up.