RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-27-2016, 11:01 AM
Simian Dating. That's right. you're makin' sweet sweet kissy faces at chimps. non-homosapiens chaps.
not only that. the simians you are dating take all love metaphors literally. When they say that you stole their heart, you have apparently severed it from their bodies and enjoyed it as a light snack.
not only that. the simians you are dating take all love metaphors literally. When they say that you stole their heart, you have apparently severed it from their bodies and enjoyed it as a light snack.