Post making contest 4.0

Rules were:

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• Rule 1: Must contain food. That single coffee emote really screwed over your guys' ability to figure this one out.
  
• Rule 2: Must not contain any unmodified alphabetical characters. Ones used for or produced by BBCode are acceptable, as well as ones in images or ones with diacritics/modifiers.
  
• Rule 3: Must contain a prime number.
  
• Rule 4: Must contain exactly three different BBCode tags.
  
• Rule 5: Must be posted between 4 pm and 9 pm PDST. (A convenient and coincidental intersection of the worst times for Sruix and the best times for me)
  

I really had no idea that it would be this difficult. I was expecting that you would try a whole bunch of different stuff, rather than sticking to certain posts.

Coincidentally Sruix starts playing Civ at around 4pm... (and ends around 8pm or so)