#photoops

I need to dress up as something relating to some letters, one of the letters being N. So my first thought was "Ninja! I can totally dress up as a ninja!" only to find that no, no I can't.

Below are my failures. (It's worth noting that this was the first thing I did after crawling out of bed in the morning, so I wasn't anything close to thinking straight for all of these. That is my best attempt to explain my motivation for most of this.)

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SpoilerFirst attempt. The most flattering thing I can think to say is that I look like I'm about to stab someone.


Second attempt. Waistcoats=business (???) and Business Ninja was incredibly appealing my half-awake brain.


But what is a Business Ninja without a hat? Nothing, that's what.


In an attempt to look more businessy I found a white shirt somewhere and felt inexplicably compelled to pop the collar.


And then again with the hat:


I then decided to ditch the white shirt and steal a tie from somewhere. Unfortunately I don't think I ever learnt how to tie a tie properly so it looks pretty naff.


At this point I was running out of things to wear with the vague ninja-ish headgear (although dressing gown did cross my mind) and not to mention that after endless permutations of this I was probably going to somehow end up as the Spy from TF2, so this was where I gave up properly.

I still have no idea what I'm going to wear for this thing but it was a pretty good start to the day, all things considered.