come up with the worst dating sim plots you can

A dating sim where you are a young member of a moderately large real-world fandom for a fairly well known piece of media and must try to get your various senpais to notice you; the datable characters are all recognizably-famous real people in that fandom. The writers of the game must also be members of the fandom, preferably with strong opinions about the real versions of the datable characters. The plot is centered on a very clear allegory of a recent community scandal that involves the most well-known of the datable characters.