The Only Sburbventure

> Have a pesterlog instead of talking to each other

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***arthurianKingblade began pestering argumentativeKissmonger
AK: So who are you?
AK: I'm Ixcaliber. Have you seen a dead guy, I'm supposed to kiss him back to life.
AK: And no, I am not doing that sloppy makeouts thing.
AK: Oh, okay.
AK: Hi Ixcaliber, I'm Ixcaliber.
AK: Well, now that that's done, I'm going to go and watch TV.
AK: I guess you can watch too if you want.
AK: Nah, I'm kinda busy.
AK: Oh, but I should check out www.mspaintadventures.com before I go, that's my favorite revolutionary interactive online experience.
AK: Get out of my house.
AK: Right now. I mean it.
AK: I refuse to have my monitor polluted with that dumb webcomic.
AK: It is not a mere 'webcomic'!
AK: It transcends such petty labels. It is a unique work of art, unmatched by any mere human endeavor...
AK: GET OUT!
AK: All right, geez.
AK: I'll look for the dead guy, maybe he'll appreciate artistic genius.
AK: You do that.
AK: I'm going to watch TV.

Image courtesy of Ixcaliber

You are now the incredibly plot-significant hole in the wall. Though an outside observer might erroneously conclude that you were only created today by Ixcaliber smashing through you, you know that to be a vast oversimplification.

The complex-but-inevitable chain of events leading to your existence began months ago, with every fully-documented step in the process being absolutely essential.

Regardless, now you exist and it's time to get on with your critical role in the story. What was that, again?