Post making contest: easier mode

Here is what the rules were:

1. Formatted as a Sruixan update, i.e. begins with "This is _____ #N" and ends with "End of _______".
2. Contains a boy (word or picture)
3. Contains an interrobang (!?, ?!, or ‽)
4. Contains exactly two words, not counting the Sruixan update format.
5. Every word has its first letter capitalized and every other letter lowercase.

What a coincidence that each of the first five posts passed just one of these rules, and in order, too!!