Post making contest: easier mode

This is test #2.



You can't possibly deny victory to the lovely Conductor Whiskers, can you? Are you just so cruel as to break her precious feline heart? And what about her passengers? Would you dare to disappoint Fred and Socks? They're having such a good time right now. Look at them. They're doing so well. Imagine what would happen if you told them that they hadn't won. It would crush their tiny souls. Wouldn't that just be the worst? The shame it would bring unto you - could you bear it, Aks? Are you prepared to ruin their moment of happiness? Are you truly a monster?

End of message.

I don't know that it's ever been in question that I am truly a monster. This post passes rule 1.

boy this is another cat

WTF?

This post passes rule 2!