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Farm Goods
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RE: Farm Goods
Schazer convinces 2 followers to join their Salt Cult! They begin to do some salt related rituals...

a52 flies into Schazer's salt pile, but passes right through it! Frustrated, a52 flies back and forth through it. After a few of these, he notices that the salt pile has been adjusted slightly, with strange "wave-like" texture. Using this knowledge, a52 flies into it in a circle, constantly passing through it on only the one side. This causes the salt pillar to slant, until it collapses onto the dirt island.

"Õ̸͆͗̃͝͞h̵̄́̑͊ͧ̉̕̕͏.ͭͦͩ̀́ͨ͐҉̡́͝ ̴̾̐̄ͪͬͭ͆ͫ̋ͧ͆̈̕͡W̧̏̊̃̽̓̑ͮͫ̓̑ͬ͘̕͡h̡ͧͪͣ͐ͩ́͢͝ơ̷̢ͨ̓͆ͩ̋̊̈́̌ͪ̔͐ͬ̓̾͑͛ͫ̽̐͞ò͌̌͌́͏̧҉͜p̅̔̔͊ͬ̀̚͘s̵̨ͯ̑͗ͥ͒̚͠.̸̸̛ͣͯ͊̆́́ͯ̒̒̂̏͊̓̈́ͮ̌̂̈́͐͢ ̶̵̵̡͆͒̈̾̒͞T̵̛̑ͨ̅͆̃ͧ͗͗̒̚͘h̨̛͒̐͑͋ͩ͒̑̊̔͂ͧ̑̚ȩ̴ͧ͒̔ͥ͡r͌̀̎͆̏̾̄̉̾̋̅ͬ̽͆͏͟eͨ̋͊͗́͜ ̢͛̄͊ͤ͆̅͐ͣͩ̍̈́̆̽̀͝g̨̡̃̐̑ͬͫ͆̂͆̍̓ͮ͌͆ͨ̀o̓ͣ͛̉͊ͥͨ͗ͫ͘͏͝͡e̸̽̐ͧͫ̓͞s̷͑ͩͮͥͩ̏̆ͮͯ̎͋͂̏̈̌ͯ̓͟͢͟ ̸̷̵̎̆͂̀͋͂͒͟m̋ͨ̔̿̈̌ͦͧ̀̔̉͊͡͡y̧ͦ̆̽̈̆͌̒͊ͭͥ̒ͯ̄̊̋ͭ ̢̇͋͋̈͆͋̌̋̊̉ͣͨ͆̾͋͟͞h̵̛̛ͪ͐̿̌̽̍̀͐͐͗́͟á̈͑ͭ͐̆́̅̂̆̐͗̑̐ͯͨ͜͜u̸̶̧ͥ̆͛ͬ̓͊̃̊̐̅̿̎͞n̅̇̎͐ͨ͋̍́̆ͫ͏̸͞͡t̶̛ͧ̄͆̑͂̈́̈́͊ͯ̀̀̚͘í́ͤ̿̿ͤ̆́́̆ͭ̒ͯͮ̈͘͜n̛͐ͦͬ̐̈̈́̾̊̔ͦ͜g̨̃̐̀̋̄̇ͬ̒̄ͧ͑͘͜ ̨ͤ͆͌̿̉͒͘͞҉c̛ͮͦ͆̋ͥͤ̈̂̌ͧ͒͂ͫ́a̶̎̽ͨ͑̐̎ͭ̒ͣ̾̊͆ͥ̈ͪ͑̔ͪ̚͢ŗ̵̇̎̓̃̔̀͢͡e̒̎ͬ̿̑͆ͣ̈́̑͌ͫ̄̾ͯ͠͝ęͫ͂̐ͯ̌̇̽ͥ͌͐̍̀̕r̵̷̢̧̊͑ͧ̈͌̆̑ͮ̂̚ ̶̢ͫ̂ͦ͊̽͞àͨͪ̋̀̉̾ͥ͢͞h̴̆̂̒̃̎͟a̷̧ͥ̆͛ͣ̃̈́ͬ͊͑ͩ͊̄̅ͪͨͣ͂̓̈́͘͘͟h̢̾̽̈̿̓̎̀͆ͭͨ̂͊͂̽̂̎̎̿̍͠ȧ̵̵̀ͫͦ̔͟͜͞ḧ̡͊ͩ̃̊͟͠.̸̸̧ͤ̋̉ͫ͑͑͋̏ͧ̎͋̌͐"


Meanwhile, Schazer began to notice that the pillar was tipping (as it was a very incremental process). Unfortunately, trying to climb down resulted in the tower tipping even more precariously. The only thing Schazer could do was brace themselves for the inevitable fall, or jump off. Before they could make the decision, the pillar collapsed, and Schazer fell to the dirt ground, breaking a leg. And then they got covered in salt.

The salt acolytes ceased their prayers and moved to aid Schazer, digging up their face first. a52 is still a little salty they couldn't actually possess and become a pillar of salt...

The salt pillar reforms.

The blood demon credit moves towards Schazer, pulling them out of the salt and shaking them around, muttering gibberish in a foreign tongue with a foreign tongue.

"S̷̢̐ͣ̌̒̒ͮͥ͐̽̍̐͊͒̆ͨ͂͠͠a̷̛ͥ́͐ͭͣ̉̈͛̏̓ͧ͊̂̒̑̊ͪ̍ͥ͜l̶̽̍̄ͪͧ̅͂̎ͧ͛ͦ͊͛ţ̷ͦͨ̆̔̌ͧ̊̔͋̍̔͒̃ͫͬ̋ͯ ̔͛̔̄̏̊ͩ͆̓̈́̈́ͣ̀́͢͝ḑ̷̉̍ͯͥ̓̃̀̉̎̋ͬͣ̍̔̽͞o̵̧̊̽ͯ͐̌ͩ͑ͨ͘͝e̢̎̊ͧ̑͌ͬ͞͏̀s̃̍̃̈́ͩ͛ͤ͒̉͐͂͑̋̃̚͏̀͜͡ ̎ͦ̿ͬ̒҉̴nͦ͑ͣ̉̀ͮͭͭ͗̽͘҉̡́͏ơͮ̿͒̓́̍̌ͪ̾ͧ̔ͦ͗̉͆̉̈́͘̕t̨̉̍̐̀͟͞ ̸̶̧ͮ̔̑́̔̊̄̇ͬ̓̐͡e̸͋̎͐́̀̚͡xͥ̇̔̓͂͑͛͑͌͜i̡͛̿̄̀̍̕ş͒̏͗ͭ̎̈̄̋̐̀͘͟t̡̐ͧ̂ͣͣͩͫ̔ͦͤͪͨ̓ͣ͊̕.̇̉ͬ̋͌ͪ͐̌̃͒͋ͩ̓ͣ͆̈̚҉ ̷̛ͨ̎́̎Wͣ͊ͨ̒̌̌͌ͭ͊ͣ̐͂͋̀̚̚͠h́ͨ̌̉͌ͥ̑̊̿͆͒ͮ͐͗̾̆͂̌̚̕͜҉̢͢a̴ͤ̿̀̂̄̈́̓̈́̎ͮ͛̈́̓ͣ̇ͨ͞t̵ͧ̀ͭ̌͛̀͞ ̉ͩ̓̔ͪ́ͨ͛͂̒ͪͩ̓ͪ̋͘͏̢̧y̸̓̉̾̐͌̋ͨ̌ͮ̚͘͝ȯ̷ͧ̈̀ͪ̇ͨͣͨ͊ͥ̋̆̾̚͞u̅̌̊̅͒ͭ̓͊ͫͧ͋̓̀́̍͜͠ ̈́̇ͮ͊̽̏ͦ͆ͥ̈ͨͩ̀̚͏̷̷̕͟wͫ̍̈̈ͤ͂͟͟҉̷ȧ̴̎͒͐̑̒ͪ̆ͣ͌̎ͫ̅̾̅̓̓̐͑̕͏̛n̂̊ͧ̎̉͐ͨ̋̈́ţ̛̐̾̾͋̈́ͫ̓ͦ͟͜ ̵̢̧̛͑ͦ̎̎́̉̄̓ͩ̏̾̉i̸͆̍̊̔̋̑́̄ͧ҉ş̛̍͂ͨ̓̓̓͋̑͐̃́͂̋̀̇́͗́͜ ͩ̈̅̀ͮͩ͋̐ͧ͂͗̒̄̃̾̓́͌͂҉̷̛͞͞b̊̑ͥ̓ͪ̃ͭͧ̾̿ͯ̒̄̓̂͠҉̷̴̛ȗ͛ͯ̎̋̆͗ͦͨ̾͐͛́ͮ͒ͭͬ̉ͣ̀͢͡t̵ͧͫͦͦͮ͋ͫ̊͂ͯ̎̆ͥt̵̵ͬ̽ͫ̀̾̾ͨͤ͑͌͌̓̚ẻ͋ͩ̊ͣ̇̀rͪ̔́̃͐̑͗̔̄͆̆ͣ͑͊́͋͛͌͏̶̧́́.̡̢̒̈́̏̾̂ͩ̈́
̨̈ͤͯ̍̊̈́̓̕͢͡T̵ͮ͛̿̃̈̀̔̒ͩ͐ͥ̀̏̚͜͞ơ̶̴̛ͫ̐ͥ̀̎ͮ͌͒̈ͮ̅ͧͪ͊̾̀ṗͯ̔ͧͬ҉̢͢͠-̶̧̛ͣ̈́͗̅ͣ͆ͪ͘͞ṅ̨̧ͤ̑ͧ͌ͧõ̷̷̓̀͛̎ͪͬͯ̄̃̈̽̏̾͆͘͠҉t̢̅̂̍̄̈́̀̈ͩ͘͡c̷̢̛̊͆̑̓̃̑̍͂͑̋ͭ̎̿̏̕͟h͑ͮͣͫ̋ͪ͂̊ͨ̓̋ͥ̈͂̀̚̕͟ ̑̋ͧͧ̉́ͤ͞͠͠b̶̃̍ͦ̾̆̓̒͆̒ͯͤͪ̕͞uͨ͒̉ͥͭͥ̈̀r̛̉͒̂ͩ͐̊̐ͯ̏̈͂̇͂̑̅́̚͞͠g̴̨̛̛͐̔̀͑̏͌ͯͦ̈́̍͗̃́eͪ̓̈̑ͭ̆̋̔̓͛ͣ̿͜r̷̶̡͂̓͒̔͛̋ͮ̔ͦ͘͝s̴̡̨ͣ̂ͣ̏̏̎͑͌͜͠.ͯ͐̅̈́͊̈́ͫͭ̉̇̿҉͞͝͞ ̧̽̃̒̋̔̏ͣͩ͗̑̍͊̋͒͛̚͠C̵̸̑́͒̔̂ͤ̒̆ͫͦ͐ͣ̑̒́̓̀̚̚ơ̊̑̏͊ͭͨ̒ͬ́̋ͩ͑́n̛͛̍ͮͯͪͪ̒̕s̑ͯ̋ͯ͆ͫ͛́̚͏̸̸ų̢͆̄͆ͥ͆̈́̏ͫͮ͏m̴̷̽͆ͨ̅ͨ̓̓ͪ̐̍҉e̴̛̛̋͋̾̀̽ͭ͆͟͞rͥ͋̈̉̍́̏͟҉̛͏i̶̸̷̔͑ͩ̓̊ͭ̑͒̚͝͝s̨̢̛͆̈́͋ͯ̏ͣ͌m̷̈́ͦ̑͒̽ͦ̊.̶ͬͧ͊̒͗̀ͫ́̀ ͧͯ͒̏̂͐ͯ͒̒̄̿ͥ͘͝͡Y̷̴̋̑̿ͨͥ̓̒́͞o͂̀ͤ̋͗̒̍ͦͯͦͤ̅͌͂͞͝u̷ͧ̐ͣ̐̅̒͋̑ͭ̑͐̇̒͊͐̀͠͞ ̴̢́̽̈́ͦ̽̄̕͜w̶̉ͯ̊ͯ̓ͣͨͫ͑͆̎̈́͂ͫ̄ͤ̎͂҉a̡̢ͣ͗̓ͧͮ̾n̵̅ͤ̿͊̂̂̔̕͠t̶̊͂́ͬ̂͛̒ͣ̈́ͯ̿ͪ̚͟͡͠ ̵͊̍́̊̂̒́͟͠͡i̧̛̊ͫ͛ͮͩͧ́͌̽͟͡t̶̴ͫͯ̽̔͒ͪ̔̈̇̔̍͒̓̂ͣ̀̂͂ͦ̀͝.ͤͫ̽͆ͤ̓̆ͦͨ͆ͫ̈̏̂͌ͤ͐̓͏
̨̨͊͂ͣͧ̊̍ͦ͊̉́̋ͦ̑ͦ́A̍͆͂͑͆ͦ͐ͦ̈̒̽̂̉ͦ̚͡͝n̴̒ͬ̑͂̈͠d̸̓̏͆̀̀̚ ̴̡̧̎̃ͮ̈́̐ͬ̄̓͛͑ͣ̿͂ͫ̍̔͘͠i̸̡̔̌̎͂̾̀̃̐̽͒͛̒͒͆ͧ̃̕͘ţ̛ͧͯͬ͐́́͂́ͩͤ̅̓̇ͦ͋́͠ ̄ͭ̉ͦͦ͂ͬ̋̊̊͛́ͥ͐̌͌͞҉̴̨w̸̡͒̄̂͐̂̽̂̽ͣͤ̉̒̈́́͟á̢̛̿͐͒͋̿̀͛͠ņ̷̨͒̿ͮ̽͋ͦ̽ͩ̎͞t̸̛͂ͤͤͤͦ̔̓͐́̏̿͌ͯ̀ş̛͂̀͆͆ͤ̂̌ͨ̅̊͘̕ ̷̡̨̎ͨ̊̑̿ͭͣ̏͆̓́͜yͫ͊ͥ̂ͦ̇̀͌̋ͦ̀̿́͜o̵̔̀ͪ̓͌ͥͣ͋͑̋͜u̡ͪ̅̌̂ͥͬͣͥ̊̏ͪͤ͋̑̀̚͜.̨̓͐̚͘͠"


Credit throws Schazer aside, then flies to the top of the newly formed salt pillar. Blood seeps into it. Credit laughs.

Sleepy the ghost had flown into the water, and had been going down since. Maybe the endless waters are endless, they thought. Sleepy stopped. Some small fish were swimming around him. Sleepy tried to grab at them, but their hands only passed through. Looks like fishing is a no. Sleepy goes deeper and deeper into the waters, stopping every now and then to look at new salt water fascinations. A particularly large jellyfish floated far below them, but Sleepy could see it clearly from all the light it gave off. There was sort of dark shape on it,a very human looking shape....

Gatr premotes the salt cult, telling the 10 followers to construct customized salt pentagrams. Each follower makes an intricate and unique pentagram (with the exception of this one guy who made like 50 smaller ones in the same time). After the completion of the pentagrams, the two made by the Salt God Cultists begin to glow. Salt placed in the middle of the pentagram opened up, and a Lesser Salt Demon crawled out of each.

They began chanting ancient curses, and many particles of salt started to fly in circles around them.

Gatr declares them as his new followers.

hugs their cube of exchange, which steals most of the warmth from body to give them: a matchbox. shivers. For unknown reasons, the smell of a tiny wrapped chocolate can be smelt.


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Farm Goods - by Reyweld - 07-11-2016, 10:10 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-11-2016, 11:40 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by Gatr - 07-12-2016, 01:25 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by a52 - 07-12-2016, 01:43 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by Sleepy - 07-12-2016, 08:25 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by Reyweld - 07-12-2016, 02:16 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-12-2016, 02:47 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by Reyweld - 07-12-2016, 02:53 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by Sleepy - 07-12-2016, 06:19 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-12-2016, 07:20 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by Gatr - 07-12-2016, 10:37 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by Schazer - 07-12-2016, 11:51 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by Reyweld - 07-13-2016, 02:41 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by Schazer - 07-13-2016, 03:49 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by a52 - 07-13-2016, 04:47 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-13-2016, 04:56 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-13-2016, 04:58 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by Sleepy - 07-13-2016, 08:14 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by Gatr - 07-13-2016, 10:50 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by OTTO - 07-14-2016, 09:25 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by Reyweld - 07-14-2016, 09:56 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-15-2016, 02:11 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by Sleepy - 07-15-2016, 06:51 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by Justice Watch - 07-15-2016, 11:31 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by Gatr - 07-16-2016, 10:54 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by OTTO - 07-17-2016, 10:07 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by Reyweld - 07-18-2016, 11:33 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by Reyweld - 05-20-2019, 01:19 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-18-2016, 11:36 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by Numbers - 05-16-2019, 04:47 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by Schazer - 05-17-2019, 09:00 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by ShiningKatana - 05-19-2019, 06:08 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by Numbers - 05-20-2019, 01:39 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by ShiningKatana - 05-20-2019, 03:56 AM
RE: Farm Goods - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-20-2019, 03:11 PM
RE: Farm Goods - by Schazer - 05-20-2019, 09:27 PM