Post making contest: easier mode

I hope the kids are following the rules.

passes rules 2 and 4

Whoops, I meant to be quieter than that.

passes rules 1 (yay), 2, and 4

Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley,
I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy,
and if you wanna get popped in your knee,
just wipe that look off your bati face

passes rules 2 and 4

hi.

passes rules 2 and 4

all the rules have now been passed individually, and all of them except 4 have been failed individually, so i think we're pretty close to getting them all at once :)