Post making contest 4.0

Kíeros's name has been struck from the Book of Life, and is sundered forever from the One True God who reigns over all the three types of animals of the earth.

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I want everybody to know that there are exactly three categories of animal:

1. Normal dogs
2. Weird dogs
3. The other weird dog

This list is completely correct now.

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*raises finger and opens mouth to speak*

...

*closes mouth*

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Okay I'm going to set the record straight on how we all stand on this contentious issue:

Here's a list of people who think cats aren't weird dogs:

• Akumu
  

And here's a list of people who aren't super wrong:

• Ixcaliber
  
• Dragon Fogel
  
• Keiros
  
• probably everyone else
  

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