Post making contest 4.0

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Sorry that was a typo Violated rule 1, rule 2 and rule 4

g0m

Well isn't that something.

oh shit. what was rule#4 again? Wasn't that the numbers rule.

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SpoilerHonestly I stopped trying to actually figure this out a while back.

;)*&?

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Oh wait, hang on, we're up again!

This is test #1.

i'm a cat in june.
reflecting. it's true: i've changed.
a dog's late spring thoughts.

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welcome to the space olympics

What if i were to say “welcome to the space consortium”?

g0m

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on how to break rule 3...

DO YOU DARE DANCE A DANCE WITH DRAGONS??

i don't know what the space consortium is but i feel very welcome there

This post fails rules 2, 3, 4 and 5.

wOW!

YOU'RE IN FRIG CITY

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• you're
  
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• leaving
  

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This is a cool updated repost of the original post

Ive changed this so the content is more family friendly

Pardon me, friend. Could you point me in the direction of the Space Consortium?

Youre standing in it

C0ns0rtium.

I was here. I am here. I will be here.

I think I know a thing I want to try.







I pray this works - confirm this post, I cry!



I have determined some rules! Please make posts and I will tell you what rules they have broken.
This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.
Edit: Nevermind, Crowstone can go first!

⚡lightning round⚡
emptyquote this post to win

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Welcome to the Space Consortium Red text

Laser, video games are

I reiterate, Granolaman, that I agree with your statement.

This is a good conversation.


You guys are the best! So much fun! The best guys! You are so much the best!

Robust Laser, how did you get so smart and talented?

Welcome to the Space Consortium.

g0m

Maybe it must include positivity in the statement, too? this ruleset is possible to pass after all!!

A bird that's all the buzz at the bird bug bar: the Bee-eater. Or bee-r for short.

You're really good at puzzles, sruixan! Plaid is good at arting, and also green day is good at music.

i got tongue tied.

it's ok, me too

Metal Man is a 0 fuckeq.
Quick Man is a.
Air man is b
Bubble man is c.
Crash man is f.
Flash man is h.
Heat man is w.
Wood man is m.

Usagi note: An fresh spring leaf with a single muddy pawprint on it, tied neatly with a blade of grass. It is customary to tip your mailbun with a handful of berries, preferably frozen in the summer months

Usage florp:

:florp: aa bb cc dd

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All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made.

Editing notes are that I added some words at the beginning and end of sentences, whoa.

This post fails rules 2, 3, 4 and 5.

wOW!

YOU'RE IN FRIG CITY

• and
  
• you're
  
• never
  
• leaving
  

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This is a cool updated repost of the original post

Ive changed this so the content is more family friendly

Pardon me, friend. Could you point me in the direction of the Space Consortium?

Youre standing in it
Hopefully this post is good -
Click here and read Swamped

HERE ARE THE RULES? BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS! WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS. FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS. GONNA SWIM IN POOLS. AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS. FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS. ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES. TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS. WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS. WATCHING COWBOY DUELS. POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS. SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

This post passes everything!!!!!!!

This is update #5.

I'm going through the lubrication theory examples from the lecture notes to make sure I can do them by myself. The first is steady flow in a one-dimensional slider bearing, which shouldn't be too hard.

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What did you do to my magnificent weird dog?

♥g0m, I am sorry.♥ You realize I'd never intend to spoil your (magnificent) thread, yeah? Have a heart; please try to forgive me g0m. Maybe I could get you a new weird dog!



Gobbage here is a little odd, but I'm sure you will be raven 'bout her pretty soon. Note that she requires a lot of attention; she termite be too much to handle, i can't handle her myself.



Fogel, I expected a pretty big trainwreck, but wow

g0m



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This is update #79.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7545...please.mp3 I said a few words.

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sruix your voice is still real good!

crowstone if rule 2 has anything to do with people behaving consistently what thread have you been reading that you thought we would pass that.

this passes rule 1 and 3.
also i added some more rules-talk to my previous post.

oh and fun fact, this judgement post passes rule 2 (and 3)



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G0od pun.

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Nobody passed this ruleset so I'll have to make my own. There were way too many i's in this post originally. Actually, why do I care about that, it's not like this post still passes that rule. Whatever.

iii ii iii am so happy

I'm sad that last round didn't end in such a great way, so I made a quick ruleset. I hope some fun posting helps us move past it. We don't want any further conflict here.

This post only breaks rules 3 and 5.

lubrication

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For only sheqels, codgers, view the expert zither jive! God bless the post inventing contest.

100th post anniversary of passing rule 5.

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Can I count to three? Help me vouch for this, qwerx3


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