Things, and no context.

An Antiquated Film Reel Spooled With A Tatterdemalion Tape Which Firstly Shows A Thirty Second Snippet Of A Balding Man Eating Soup In A Pea Green Kitchen Whilst Chortling About The Terrible Weather Outside Then Cuts Abruptly To Footage Of A Forest Mottled With Crepuscular Light In Absolute Tranquility Until The Camera Pinwheels To The Ground And A Heavy Panting Passes Pursued By An Off-Key Oboe Refrain Before The Film Shifts To A Spliced Tape Concerning The Formation Of Nebulae Complete With Dodgy 80s CGI Up To A Point Just Before Its Exciting Conclusion Where The Tape Appears To Become Stuck And The Word "Beautiful" Is Repeated Over And Over Again In Increasingly Distorted Tones As The Image Gradually Fades Back To The Man Eating Soup Except Now He Wears A Rabbit's Head And Speaks Only In Russian Whilst Making Strange Terpsichorean Motions With His Hands Until He Freezes And Collapses In His Chair Leaving The Film In Eerie Silence As It Pans Round To The Back Wall Of The Kitchen To Reveal A Window Looking Out Over The Forest Now Resplendent In The Light Of A Heliotrope Sun

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