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Vagrance by Calvin Klein

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Akumu

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It's probably safer to remove the thread number from the link if you're doing it that way, otherwise you'll just redirect to the first post if people post in other threads before you're done.

Bonus reason to do it: you have a slim chance of accidentally tricking someone.

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g0m

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Yeah, but it's easier to just copy the link from another post in the thread, and then edit it multiple times to give me 5x the chance of success.

Do I go for helpfulness or laziness...
Laziness

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TWELVE. 12.

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SIXTEEN. 16. TWO SQUARED AND THEN SQUARED. TWO TO THE POWER OF FOUR. FOUR TO THE POWER OF TWO. FOUR SQUARED. TWO SQUARED TWICE. FOUR LESS THAN TWENTY. ONE OH OH OH OH IN BINARY.

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EIGHTEEN. 18. ATOMIC NUMBER OF ARGON. AGE WHERE VOTING BECOMES LEGAL (IN THE UNITED STATES). NUMBER OF HOLES IN GOLF. THE EIGHTEENTH LETTER IS R. YOU CAN WATCH R RATED MOVIES WITHOUT AN ADULT GUARDIAN AT EIGHTEEN. HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED.

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This is update #180.

I'm now going to try to get my old computer running for long enough to find my original mafia spreadsheet. Part of me would like to think that I may find other treasures while I'm hunting, but I'm pretty sure my backup is for the most part complete and thus the only gems are the ones I dropped on Discord last night. Having said that, I'm literally about to have to go searching for a file that I should very definitely have made a copy of three years ago...

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and sruixan was never seen again as they fell into a hole in their RAM

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