Re: The Adventurer's Battle (Round One: Room 1-0A)
08-16-2011, 09:23 AM
Sniffing with strong curiosity, Blech found itself surrounded by a bunch of smelly men covered in tattoos, corpses and soon-to-be corpses. Just lying there, jiggling all over the place, an unknown force causing a tremor in the place they were. Ignoring the trembling floor, Blech happily sprang into the air, landing near a specially rotten corpse, beckoning to be eaten. When suddenly an enormous collision sent Blech flying through the air, crashing with a near wall. It appeared that the vehicle they were traveling in fell from a higher height.
A difficult situation for a zombie-wolf to understand, Blech ignored it and got back on it's four again. Ready to consume some corpse meat, succumbing to it's inner desire to devour brains. However a terrifyingly and particularly annoying shriek stopped Blech on it's way.
HEY YOU DOGGIE STOP RIGHT THERE
Aren't you supposed to be dead? I'm pretty sure you should! You know, i always have to deal with people that should be dead but they aren't. It's such a chore to cope with these living corpses, yet all i get in response for such a hard duty is the whole "blah blah you're so annoying stop nagging so much". Life has been hard for me too you know? Being cursed into being this ghostly nagging old hag ain't easy.
Confused by this half translucent apparition, Blech readied itself to attack with a breath of fire. Interruptions on it's consumption of rotten flesh was something he will not tolerate. Simply put, Blech doesn't take shit from anybody, specially when he's being interrupted of having a perfectly good meal.
Oh, here we go again, see what i mean? I always have to go through this, over and over again. How am i supposed to NOT nag people when all they do is get angry at me when all i'm trying to do is take 'em back where they belong? Oh well... it's just some funny looking zombie dog, i guess there's no reason in trying to reason with him. I'll finish this soon so i can go back to nag that perverted immortal.
A difficult situation for a zombie-wolf to understand, Blech ignored it and got back on it's four again. Ready to consume some corpse meat, succumbing to it's inner desire to devour brains. However a terrifyingly and particularly annoying shriek stopped Blech on it's way.
HEY YOU DOGGIE STOP RIGHT THERE
Aren't you supposed to be dead? I'm pretty sure you should! You know, i always have to deal with people that should be dead but they aren't. It's such a chore to cope with these living corpses, yet all i get in response for such a hard duty is the whole "blah blah you're so annoying stop nagging so much". Life has been hard for me too you know? Being cursed into being this ghostly nagging old hag ain't easy.
Confused by this half translucent apparition, Blech readied itself to attack with a breath of fire. Interruptions on it's consumption of rotten flesh was something he will not tolerate. Simply put, Blech doesn't take shit from anybody, specially when he's being interrupted of having a perfectly good meal.
Oh, here we go again, see what i mean? I always have to go through this, over and over again. How am i supposed to NOT nag people when all they do is get angry at me when all i'm trying to do is take 'em back where they belong? Oh well... it's just some funny looking zombie dog, i guess there's no reason in trying to reason with him. I'll finish this soon so i can go back to nag that perverted immortal.
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