RE: Treasurehats
07-08-2016, 10:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-02-2017, 02:07 PM by ProfessorLizzard.)
(07-04-2016, 06:23 PM)The Blue Avenger Wrote: »"No, I said 'welded supperflies.' You catch more of them with honey than with flaming vinegar, you know."
"No, I said 'welded supperflies.' You catch more of them with honey than with flaming vinegar, you know."
"...O-okay. I ask again, did you say Elder Butterflies?"
"Maybe..."
"Okay. Y-you said you were a wizard?"
"Occultist, please, but I do know rituals. I have performed a few in The Land Of Dorsal Fins when-"
"Let me see your a-arm."
"What?"
(07-06-2016, 09:38 AM)tronn Wrote: »>The famed elder butterflies? You are an expert in elder butterflies! You will gladly accompany him on his expedition, lead on!
"Y-yes, green blisters, magical allergic reaction. You WERE working near butterflies! But do not w-worry, I am actually a-an expert on butterflies, I know what you need for your safety. I will gladly - I c-can't believe i am saying this - accompany you to h-help!"
"I appreciate your help, but this is a lone operation, and-"
"I h-have been waiting for a butterfly migration for all my life, s-so you are coming with me and let me h-help you, and that is FINAL."
"Meep."
NURTURE MAGAZINE HQ
"Afternoon Chief Gertie."
"Hiya Effie! How goes the ducks? Wait, is that Meramis? Hmm, I don't think we will have a section for jerks in the next issue."
"Well, good to see you too, after all this time! You must be excited to hear that I am now famous in Eataleaf, and-"
"L-look at his arms."
"Elder butterfly blisters... I can't believe it, he really did learn magic!"
"A-And it also means there is a butterfly migration going on! A-after thirty years!"
"My gods. Effie, you need to go out there and cover it ASAP. What equipment do you need?"