You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.

(Sorry for the brief delay, game releases and summer sales and all sorts of nonsense were going down. )

Alright, well, might be best to see what he's doing before taking a dangerous weapon right out of his filthy hands. Better yet, how the hell is he moving? He was solidly glued to the floor before you got th-
Alright this is getting odd, how did you completely forget about that skeleton's existence after making direct contact with it?

Yeah, alright, violence is going be the solution to this problem, likely...
Where the hell is the skeleton going?
It's walking into a solid standing object, which is DEFINITELY attached to the floor.
That doesn't make a-

"WHAT AM I WEARING."
HOLY FUCK THAT THING MOVED FAST WHAT THE FUCK.
I'm... rather terrified right now. How am I going to get out of this snowglobe now? How did it talk, how did it move, and why would it talk about what it's wearing? Oh god, I'm getting a headache...