Post making contest 3.0

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Passes rule 5 and, for the first time in a while, rule 2.

keiros

Passes rules 1, 3, and 4.

What if I won't want to pass all the rules?

Then you'll be stuck in this existential hell forever. Passes rules 3 and 5.

kiero's

Passes rules 1, 3, and 4.

Or well, it's possible that that extra case was hardcoded in.

There are no hardcoded cases; everything passes each rule for the same reason.

I'm sorry for posting that big long list of words, Kieros.

But now we've got "won't."

I won't let go of "won't" now.

Sure you won't. Passes rules 1, 3, and 4.

Random musing: wont fails rule 3, but won't doesn't fail.

It's almost as if wont and won't are different words. Surely that will not make a difference in your analysis. Also passes rules 3 and 5.