Treasurehats

Be as passive-aggressive as possible.

"Well, I am a wildlife photographer and..."

"Oh? Just snapping photos of animals? That sound easy!"

"W-well, if sitting in the swamp for weeks sounds easy to you..."

"Well, it is just sitting, isn't it? Doing nothing sounds like a good job!"



Myeeeargh. No, it is also about Timing, Building Trust, Surveying, and Patience! It took weeks to get that photo set of the rare beavergators! It got you a gold medal!

"No... not at all..."

"Well, anyways, let me tell you about my occult adventures in Merjawny and La Friends, and Rawshoe!"

>Listen to him telling of his successes, be hard pressed to come up with equal stories. This is getting awkward, you need to come up with an excuse!

"Blah blah blah blah blah"

It's no use trying to one up him. You could do better things anyways.

"Blah blah blah blah blah"

Ugh, that is it, you've got to, you can't listen to lies all day when you could be looking for ducks instead.

"S-s-sorry, I must go. I am sure you have many more tales, but..."

"Ah yes, indeed. I have to go too; I am going to investigate an occult flux in Surewood."

"G-goodbye."

"I just need something to keep away the Elder Butterflies Swarm, but-"



"Oh well. Free tea!"



"DID YOU SAY ELDER BUTTERFLIES?!"

"Eep."