The Grand OC SII: The Re-OCening: Week 29: UNINTELLIGIBLE!

Alright, we got some interesting entries this round! I do have to say I'm extremely disappointed that nobody made a dog character given the theme, but that's my own issue! All the characters were extremely interesting, and nobody seems to have created a joke character.

Fishbowl Award goes to Schazer's E-majin! I still don't know how such a terrifying AI of nonviolence relates to the topic, but they are honestly scarier than any of the other contestants. (Maybe of any I've ever read!) They're like a walking, talking A Clockwork Orange! I certainly didn't see any part of this character profile coming, but Im glad I got to read it!

Elementalist Award goes to DragonFogel's Kevin Evans VII for being an extremely fun profile to read, and my personal favorite of the batch. I don't know how someone who is only good at lying would fair in a grand battle, but I'd love to see you write it. I love that his trans-dimensional kidnapping would confuse his audience into believing he was raptured.

Worldbuilding Award for Gatr's Shane Pillman. A lazy teenage medium is nothing without the podunk middle of nowhere seven-eleven. I'd love to see a tv show starring this guy, it would be like a mix of Courage the Cowardly Dog and Deadbeat! (a Hulu Show.) Awesome job on creating a great atmosphere for a generally unique setting. I always felt there was something twilight zone-esque about convenience stores in the middle of the night.

Actual Battler for Agent's god-slaying heathen Harriet Hicks. She's over powered as fuck and when all the gods are dead she'll be the only one left, but damn if I dont want to see her take on a grand battle. I can just imagine how she gets everyone murdered convincing them to take on the god-like grandmaster. I especially liked the detail about her forge hammer, that was really fun!

Good job everyone! See you next round (as a contestant, probably!)