Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food

On Jun 30th I had mashed potatoes with sausages and peas, pretty basic stuff. Yesterday I had chicken with gravy and oven baked potatoes and some carrot and broccoli. Nothing too adventurous. Stepdad is going to cook something mad gangsta for the weekend though. Some kind of insane chicken recipe with like wine or something? I dunno? I gotta get myself a 2nd job so I can buy food to practice cooking. The only thing I burn on an ocassional basis is pancakes because I ain't that good at them most of the time. (Also I fucking hate actually doing the hard work of making the mix before cooking, so I cook them not that often and rely on pre-existing mix mostly, cause fuck the idea of responsibility over pancakes, am I right ladies and gents?)