Lights out!

Take stock of what items you have for defence.

currently, you have:

A Flashlight: you really hate this cruddy thing. no matter how many times you change the bulb, this stupid thing still flickers. it does its job well enough, you suppose.

Guards Hat: you dont really know why they gave you hats. i mean, they look cool, and they make you feel important, but that’s honestly it. heck, there not even a mandatory part of your uniform. there just … there.

Guards Tonfa: These things are pretty cool. not only can they be used to smack people around (and occasionally as a back scratcher) but the button on the end turns it into a stun gun. very useful!

Loose change: not much to say about this. just some plain old loose change.

A Small, Foldable knife: you never leave home without it. never know when you might need to stab someone C=.

Your armed enough, you think. you’ll be able to defend yourself against any bad tempered chaps that come your way. i mean, its not like your going to be fighting monsters right?