ARE YOU A WIZARD!?¿¡

We are being slowly but surely genocided by a race of eldtrich toad people who serve 8 chaos frog gods from an ancient Egyptian religion. And you're concerned about bagged farts? Shame on you. I lost 3 of my limbs, virginity, my playstation 2, my collection of red socks, my dignity, my cook books on how to cook chooks for mooks, my friends, my car, my ex-wife, my alimony tax papers, my dignity, my step-son and my toothbrush and you care about gas in a bag? *Sigh* If I could kill myslef I would do it in a heartbeat but since I have no heart to call my own anymore, I can't... WHAHAHAHA LICH JOKE!!!!

It's never the wrong time to be thinking about some ingredients for a good potion. See, this is why you're a grump with only one arm left. ...Okay yeah the losing 3 limbs thing was probably just because of the war. But those other things? It's just because you don't know how to enjoy the little things. Your friends, ex wife, and step son aren't even dead. I talked to Phil last week. You're always all doom and gloom and chaos frogs. Maybe if you stopped to smell the flowers once in a while, you'd duck under a bullet and have your life saved by flower smelling like Flower Smeller Johnny.