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[2:47 AM] btp: you're not alone!
[2:47 AM] btp: It's your first day here at Eagle-Time High
[2:47 AM] btp: The halls are crowed, lots of people pass you by
[2:47 AM] btp: You feel a little invisible
[2:47 AM] btp: Then
[2:48 AM] btp: SMACK
[2:48 AM] btp: something rams into you from behind
[2:48 AM] btp: you drop your books
[2:48 AM] btp: and black out
[2:48 AM] btp: ...
[2:48 AM] btp: ...
[2:48 AM] btp: ...
[2:48 AM] btp: nurses office
[2:49 AM] btp: You open your eyes, your head is throbbing
[2:50 AM] btp: After a moment, your eyes adjust to the bright lights
[2:50 AM] btp: Above you you see a flurry of tentacles wraping bandages, around you
[2:50 AM] btp: wait you think tentacles?
[2:51 AM] btp: You should be more startled by this
[2:51 AM] btp: if it wasn't for the large hourglass shaped eye staring down at you
[2:51 AM] btp: it was somehow...comforting?
[2:52 AM] btp: "AH YOU ARE AWAKE!"
[2:52 AM] btp: The jarring voice comes from the mass of tentacles, breaking you out of your trance
[2:53 AM] btp: "I AM THE SCHOOL NURSE. YOU WERE ASSAULTED BY THE FURY OF A NEGLIGENT STUDENT. MY FURY AGAINST YOUR INJURIES HAS HEALED YOU."
[2:54 AM] btp: You're about to interrupt when a
[2:55 AM] btp: tall blond figure walks into the office.
[2:55 AM] btp: "Nurse Socktopus," her authoritative voice interjects, "Has our transfer student recovered?"
[2:56 AM] btp: "YES PRINICPAL JORGUMANDER HAVE JUST FINISHED ASSALTING THEIR WOUNDS."
[2:57 AM] btp: fast forward to lunch
[2:57 AM] btp: because pretalking dialouge is important for a finished product but really we just want to get our mack on
[2:57 AM] kotakun: Pardon the interruption, but my only question is why would anyone be startled by suddenly tentacles. I mean, that's like the best way anything could go.
[2:58 AM] btp: "I know right!" a blue haired...acutally all blue girl at the lunch table next to you seems to agree with your sentiment
[2:58 AM] btp: "Care to take a seat with us?" she scoots over on the bench and offers a place next to her
[2:59 AM] btp: (Sit next to the blue girl? or decline her offer and look for another table?)
[2:59 AM] Ixcaliber: see if you can find a pink girl
[3:00 AM] btp: You glance around the lunch room. It certainly is crowded. Pink is your preferred color though...not that you're racist or anything
[3:00 AM] DragonFogel: Better yet, a bear.
[3:00 AM] kotakun: Por que no los dos? See if there's a pink bear.
[3:02 AM] btp: You do notice a bear! You politely decline the blue girl's offer and head towards the bear.
[3:03 AM] btp: "Mind if I sit here?" You ask your fuzzy companion
[3:03 AM] btp: The bear grunts and begrudgingly allows you a space at their table.
[3:03 AM] btp: The bear seems very focused...it's starting to get a little akward
[3:03 AM] btp: perhaps you can break the silence?
[3:04 AM] Ixcaliber: "well this is embearassing"
[3:04 AM] kotakun: > Have you ever seen two trains fight for supremacy in the wild?
[3:05 AM] btp: The bear snorts. A heavy mist shoots from their nostrils. Before it dissipates you notice the distinct smell of fish.
[3:05 AM] btp: You follow the bear's gaze to a table in the far corner of the room
[3:06 AM] btp: You notice a plain bald man sitting next to what appears to be a hippo. They have a candle light dinner prepared
[3:06 AM] btp: I didn't know they allowed open flames in this school
[3:06 AM] btp: The bear snorts once more and stands up
[3:07 AM] btp: It begins to head towards the dining couple
[3:07 AM] btp: What do you do?
[3:07 AM] Ixcaliber: report them to the cafeteria boss
[3:07 AM] kotakun: > Dance
[3:07 AM] btp: You feel a shimmy start to shake up your legs as you stand up from your seat
[3:09 AM] btp: You shuffle over to who you assume is the head of the cafeteria.
[3:09 AM] btp: They're tall, and...is that a computer monitor for a head?
[3:09 AM] btp: ...and some kind of green lizard tail
[3:09 AM] btp: Their nametag says "Jay" on
[3:10 AM] btp: "Excuse me um...official?"
[3:10 AM] btp: The face on the monitor blinks and stares back at you. "Oh hey kid. Didn't notice you. What's up? Want some seconds?"
[3:10 AM] btp: How do you respond?
[3:11 AM] Ixcaliber: "yes"
[3:11 AM] Ixcaliber: "gimme food"
[3:11 AM] Ixcaliber: you open your mouth real wide prop a funnel in there and just point down it
[3:11 AM] kotakun: In a very, very flirtatious manner.
[3:11 AM] btp: Licking your lips you nod slowly.
[3:12 AM] btp: Gradually you open your mouth, waving your tounge back and forth
[3:12 AM] btp: At it's widest, you reach over and grab a nearby paper plate
[3:13 AM] btp: you curl it around itself and place the newly formed cone DEEP into your mouth
[3:14 AM] btp: "Ah..oh wow kid." Jay seems taken aback. "I mean, i guess that is a yes but uh... you probably shouldn't eat your food that way?" Jay looks away, unable to maintain eye contact with you.
[3:14 AM] btp: Just then you hear a scream and the roar of a bear triumphant
[3:15 AM] btp: "Oh geeze! Sorry Kid, looks like cafeteria is closed. Somebody needs to call Nurse Socktopus."
[3:15 AM] btp: Jay races over to try help the now decapitated hippo on the far end of the room.
[3:16 AM] kotakun: Volunteer to get Nurse Socktopus.
[3:16 AM] btp: The bear, it seems, is now enjoying the candlelit dinner
[3:16 AM] kotakun: You need to max out your relationship stats with everyone so you can get the best ending with everyone in one horrendous pile of OH GOD HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
[3:16 AM] btp: "Oh! Nurse Socktopus! I know where that is! It's the room I had hours of expository conversation with the principal in."
[3:17 AM] Ixcaliber: good job we had all that exposition
[3:17 AM] Ixcaliber: so we know what is happening rn
[3:17 AM] btp: "Yeah kid thanks! Jay shouts back at you."
[3:17 AM] btp: hallway
[3:17 AM] Ixcaliber: immediately do something else
[3:17 AM] btp: The hallway is much less crowded while class is still going on
[3:18 AM] btp: The nurse office is very close to the cafeteria
[3:18 AM] btp: but nah.
[3:18 AM] kotakun: Of course, Ix. Why would you ever in a video game just complete the objectives when you can screw around?
[3:19 AM] btp: You notice a flash of green light coming from the bathroom
[3:19 AM] btp: oh wow
[3:19 AM] btp: that was some
[3:19 AM] btp: really good looking green light there
[3:19 AM] Ixcaliber: romace green light
[3:19 AM] btp: you begin to head towards the restroom
[3:19 AM] btp: yeah...this is what you want to do
[3:20 AM] Ixcaliber: lets lock ourselves into the green light route
[3:20 AM] btp: you continue towards the restroom, the rest of the world begins to fade away
[3:20 AM] kotakun: BANG THE GREEN LIGHT
[3:20 AM] Ixcaliber: i have a real good feeling
[3:20 AM] kotakun: BANG THE GREEN LIGHT
[3:20 AM] btp: all that matters is the light
[3:20 AM] btp: as you enter the restroom you hear a startled shreik but that's okay
[3:21 AM] btp: it's all okay if you can just
[3:21 AM] btp: The green light dissapears
[3:21 AM] btp: you are now in a normally lit girls restroom
[3:21 AM] Ixcaliber: weep
[3:21 AM] Ixcaliber: how can we continue without our precious green light
[3:21 AM] nonexistentPumpkin: good thing this was a lesbian dating simulator this entire time
[3:22 AM] btp: there's an Indian? you think, woman with a bandange in her hand. You know she's not a pink girl...or a green light, not that it matters you aren't racist.
[3:22 AM] kotakun: See if you can tell where she went.
[3:22 AM] btp: You fall down in tears. She stands there in front of you
[3:23 AM] btp: "Oh gosh I'm so sorry are you okay. I didn't ...you weren't...no one needed to see that."
[3:23 AM] btp: She starts to leave but then stops. She turns around and, reluctantly asks, "Are you okay?"
[3:24 AM] kotakun: [through tears] NO!
[3:24 AM] DragonFogel: WAIT YES MAYBE
[3:24 AM] Ixcaliber: COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION
[3:24 AM] nonexistentPumpkin: >"better now that I've seen you" you say, your eyebrows raising so high they go off your face. "oh wait. now I'm not. that's not suppposed to happen."
[3:25 AM] btp: You cry out "YES NO, MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW! COULD YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?"
[3:26 AM] btp: She tilts her head, and comes closer. "Are you okay?"
[3:26 AM] btp: You gaze up at her face. She has a cute rounded nose and cheeks, a simple ponytail and, now that you notice, a fairly attractive figure.
[3:27 AM] kotakun: Open up the console and enable noclip.
[3:27 AM] btp: "I'm better now that I've seen you" You try to waggle your eyebrows, but forget how to lower them, so they continue to ratchet upwards
[3:27 AM] DragonFogel: "I'm not racist!"
[3:27 AM] btp: The girl seems shocked at your eyebrow situation.
[3:28 AM] btp: "No wait!" you cry out "I'm not racist!"
[3:28 AM] nonexistentPumpkin: >noclip out of the room in emberassment
[3:29 AM] Ixcaliber: try to noclip backwards in time
[3:29 AM] kotakun: Noclip into the final boss loading zone.
[3:29 AM] btp: "Uhm..I didn't think you were? Are you eyebrows okay?"
[3:30 AM] btp: OH! My eyebrows! You notice they are far above your head. Your clip must have fallen off.
[3:30 AM] btp: You reach into your console and grab more but you have no clips left!
[3:31 AM] kotakun: idkfa
[3:31 AM] btp: You recall, years ago, at your old school MSPAFA high (before it burned to the ground)
[3:31 AM] Ixcaliber: rip
[3:32 AM] btp: You could never find your clips. People would taunt you. Mock you.
[3:32 AM] btp: They called you Noclip
[3:32 AM] btp: the only person who gave you any comfort there was your friend Nopad
[3:32 AM] btp: but even their comfort wasn't enough. You left and moved to a new, better, school.
[3:33 AM] btp: but now you've run out of clips!
[3:33 AM] btp: and your eyebrows are doing that thing that you hate!
[3:33 AM] btp: You run out of the room, a noclip once more, nothing but flashbacks of your old noclip self running through your mind
[3:33 AM] kotakun: Run right into romanceable girl number i've lost count already
[3:34 AM] btp: Then you fall right through the floor into the basement
[3:34 AM] btp: It's dark.
[3:34 AM] Ixcaliber: you are likely to be eaten by a grue
[3:35 AM] kotakun: Romance grue
[3:35 AM] btp: You hear the sound of a grue
[3:35 AM] btp: you run
[3:35 AM] nonexistentPumpkin: embrace darkness into your heart
[3:35 AM] nonexistentPumpkin: romance the darkness
[3:35 AM] btp: towards the grue
[3:36 AM] btp: you embrace the grue, but in that moment, they vanish
[3:36 AM] btp: a song starts to echo around you
[3:36 AM] btp: softly at first, but it grows in intensity
[3:36 AM] Ixcaliber:

[3:36 AM] nonexistentPumpkin: "Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me..."
[3:36 AM] btp:

[3:37 AM] btp: Lights shine down and reveal
[3:37 AM] Ixcaliber: these are all very good musical choices
[3:37 AM] btp: the most gorgeous face you have ever seen
[3:37 AM] Ixcaliber: vow to never give her up
[3:37 AM] btp: a slowly rotating Tim Allen head ontop of a grey suit
[3:38 AM] btp: You embrace one another. You make out while rotating around their body
[3:38 AM] kotakun: KISS DA GIRL TIM
[3:38 AM] btp: OH DANG
[3:39 AM] btp: YOUR LOVE POINTS ARE SKYROCKETING
[3:39 AM] btp: OOOOHHH YEEEAAAASSSS
[3:39 AM] Ixcaliber: do your "limit break"(edited)
[3:39 AM] btp: you do you limit break AND HOW
[3:39 AM] btp: years later
[3:40 AM] btp: a freshman looks down at their schedule. It's their first day at school at Eagle-Time High
[3:40 AM] btp: Hopefully Tiny Tim will be able to fit in here, just like their parents did.
[3:40 AM] DragonFogel: Flee in terror.
[3:40 AM] btp: THE END THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
[3:40 AM] btp: YOU FLEE IN TERROR
[3:40 AM] Ixcaliber: true end