Pete the Peasant's Alphabet Funtime

Claim one of them Insulted the Others.

Yes, perhaps I can turn these knights against each other.

Pardon me! I believe Kurt the knight called you... er... a Fool!

"What? Kurt, did you say that?"

"No! I never! He's just tryin' to pull some trickery, like when he told me a story about being a messenger for the king."

"Did he now? I suppose I'd best be careful about listening to what he says."

I don't think it worked.

Just stand in between all of them, and Duck when they swing at you.

All right, if I can't turn them against each other with words, I'll take a more direct approach.

"All right, peasant, time to... eh? Why're you runnin'?"

Because you're swinging a heavy sword at me!

"Hey! What're you doing over by Kevin? I'm the one fightin' you!"

"What's wrong, Keith? Can't keep track of one lousy prisoner? Do you need me to hold him down for you?"

"Hardly! He's just a peasant!" *swing* *clang*

"Hey! Watch where you swing that sword, you could dent my armor! And it's not cheap to polish!"

"Urgh... Fine, if he tried that again, grab him. Right now, though, he's mine."

Oh dear. Well, one of them was hit, but I don't think that plan will work again. I need to think of something else.

Perhaps you could Kick someone in the Family Jewels?

I beg your pardon! First of all, that would be very rude. And second, they're all wearing full armor. I'd just end up hurting my foot.

And most importantly, I don't know what letter that starts with.

"Hey! Quit talkin' to yourself and try to put up a decent fight!"

But I don't even have a weapon!

"Too bad for you."

Er, I could use some more ideas. I'm rather fond of not being struck with a sword.