Bloody Beatrice and the Deer of Untruth [Suggestions Open, updated June 24]

Emit slight beeping sound out of nervousness

What was the Newcomer ever to do? Her Driver's Licence, defaced and worthless. How would she explain that, no, there is no record of a Lilah Mooney in the Lineal Archives and that she did not intend to deceive any authorities of her biological male sex, a crime that, if it is a repeated offense, can be punished by death. She was a simple, obedient, born-n-raised Stiltzer who was captured against her will, presumably by a magical shapeshifting deer monster.

> Come up with a new, compromise name.

Tobilah is a bad name, and also not the one assigned to her, so it solves no problems.

Snarf Lefargle figured the best way to calm down a emotional girl would be initiating physical contact.

"There's no need for you to start soundin' like a tea kettle."


"Do you know what you've just done?"
"I- Ah improved your 'Permission to Car' doodad, sweetums."
"Can you erase it?"
"No can do, the ink's permanent."


"Because of what you've done, I can never come back home."
"You mean that Rumpystumpy location place? Actually, though I don't know the details of your predicament, I figure if there's way you came, there's a way to go."
"If I go back there with my ID in this state, I will die."


"No way."

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