Consistency

tHE iDES OF mARCH

You stare at the buttons under the tiles for a while and finally settle on an idea; you'll press the ones under the letters in your own name.

As you press the buttons in "TIM", they turn lowercase. The door opens.

But it concerns you that the hint to this puzzle involved your own name. Did whoever made this puzzle expect you to come across it? Granted, Tim isn't exactly an uncommon name, but it's still bugging you.

Regardless, you move through the door. You've come too far to give up now.

The puzzle here seems to involve a large wheel with the letters of the alphabet on it. A nearby plaque says "Merry Christmas, Tim."

You're not sure what to make of the fact that this clue has your name in it, or the fact that it's mid-July.

Looking closer, you see there's a window at the top of the wheel. It looks big enough to fit one letter. What's the solution?

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You decide to start with the mission in _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _; security in ********* is way too tight, and there's just too much ground to cover in .

The plane flies over _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and you parachute out, landing in a field far out of sight from their few sentries. You made it in.

But there's still one problem. The people of _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ are extremely xenophobic; you'll need to get your hands on some of the local clothing to blend in. Fortunately, you're one of the few foreign experts on the language, so you don't have to worry about that; but how are you going to find a disguise unnoticed?

Plant the flag at the peak!

You take out your shovel and dig the flag seeds in at the top of the hill. You should get a nice harvest of flags this year, they like the higher elevation.

That leaves the bird seeds and the truck seeds to deal with. One's going in the valley, and the other's going in the barn. But which should you plant where?

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Flabbergast 'em.

You turn to the demons and grin. Sure, they may be stronger than you. Maybe even smarter than you. And also they have incredibly potent evil magic and could destroy your soul.

But are they ready for THIS?

...Wait, what just happened? Where'd my protagonist go?

Demons, did you guys eat him or something? No? So where's he gone?

Um. Hang on, everyone, I'll figure this out. In the meantime, why don't you tell our demon friends what to do.