You Appear to be Trapped in a Snowglobe.

Alright, Checking the Tree it is.
And much to my ARDENT surprise, the tree is made of some kind of shitty plastic. There goes being able to move this thing, it could easily weight about 300 lbs (136 Kgs), and from my previous attempts at climbing things, I'm not really feeling like breaking my spine today.

Woah.
Someone left an Axe inside the tree.
Like, not any more of this fake "made in China" crap, a real Wooden handled Steel Headed axe. I'm getting the feeling I'm going to need it should I get out of this godawful snowglobe.

Speaking of which, any ideas?