Lucidstuck I

Best idea yet
>Craft every possible combination you can think of and see what happens.

I would totally do that. For many hours. Alas, we don't have that kind of RL time.

Edit: I forget, do we need to ask Ruu's permission before making a copy of her weapon? I do recall that she would be okay with it, but still. Alternatively, we can just draw a halberd or other polearm.

Edit 2: Rereading is useful, wow. Dog whistle + Cujo fur?