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Why are they
Sad and glad and bad?
[noparse][I][/noparse] do not know.
Go ask your dad.

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And, as in uffish thought he stood,

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There is a link in Akumu's post above which may be relevant to passing rules. I'm noting this so it doesn't get overlooked.

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It has been seen!

[u]Grorgle falgun echxin tsorply,
Jupka launyd truxcrad rontpy.

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[img]http://[/img][email=ok@com.com]OK[/email]

Frumjub shoots, fires.

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." He said shyly.

But then I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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