Post making contest 3.0

I love the fact that we shitposted so much last night that we burnt right out and shut the thread down for fourteen straight hours.

This passes no rules!

I love the fact that we shitposted so much last night that we burnt right out and shut the thread down for two whole years.

Well, I was just waiting to see if anything would pass rule 2.
Not that it matters, because this whole round is impossible anyway.

This passes no rules!

A hint for rule 2 is that it's based around post formatting (text color, size, positioning, location inside a spoiler, or whatever) instead of actual content.