Post making contest 3.0

I met a fair young maiden
As pretty as can be,
I asked her very nicely,
If she'd come home with me
She said 'Kind Sir I'd love to,
But I must be back by dawn'
So I took her home and showed her
My Somerset Crumpet Horn.

I made a cup of cocoa
And sat 'er in a chair
She said 'I'd love to see this thing
That you say is so rare'
So I took it out to show her,
All cuddly and fat
She said 'I thought I'd seen a few
But never one like that!'

She said she'd like to hold it
To see how much it weighed,
I put it in her tiny hands
And closed me eyes and prayed
I prayed she'd treat it gently,
Not bash it all about
'Cos a crumpet horn is delicate,
Of that there is no doubt!

She said she'd like to blow it,
She said she'd like to try,
She put her lips about it,
In the twinkle of an eye
She took a mighty breath,
And before I could a caught her
She played a tune so beautiful,
It made me poor eyes water!

We played for hours and hours,
In perfect harmony,
We played in all positions,
We played in every key.
We played until the sun came up
And the first grey light of dawn
She said 'I cannot leave you,
And your Somerset Crumpet Horn!'

My love love and I are married,
we are of one accord
And with out mutual interest,
we find we never bored
If discord ever threatens
we can weather every storm
And 'ave a special session
on the Somerset Crumpet Horn!

Oh my Somerset Crumpet Horn, me Somerset Crumpet Horn,
We'll 'ave a special session on the Somerset Crumpet Horn!
Oh my Somerset Crumpet Horn, me Somerset Crumpet Horn,
We'll 'ave a special session on the Somerset Crumpet Horn!