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Flo and Joe they liked to go
Every Sunday afternoon
On a bike made for two they travelled far.
But Flo lived in Totterdown
They girt steep hills they got her down
She said, ‘Joe you’ll have to go and buy a motor car’.
But Joe he bought a banger
‘Twas there he dropped a clanger
For everytime he take his girly out
From pub or club or football ground
He couldn’t turn the damn thing round
Everywhere he’d go you’d hear them shout.

Oh, thee’s got’n where thee cassn’t back’n hassn’t
He’s gott’n in a fine old mess somehow
He’s never oughta stuck’n in there dissant
Now what bis gonna do about it now
Thee’s cop a packet if thee cassn’t shift’n
A copper always turns up from somewhere
O arrh thee’s been and got’n where thee cassn’t back’n hassn’t
‘ow bis gonna get it out of there

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This post passes rule 1! Also the mistake has been rectified.

Flo and Joe they liked to go
Every Sunday afternoon
On a bike made for two they travelled far.
But Flo lived in Totterdown
They girt steep hills they got her down
She said, ‘Joe you’ll have to go and buy a motor car’.
But Joe he bought a banger
‘Twas there he dropped a clanger
For everytime he take his girly out
From pub or club or football ground
He couldn’t turn the damn thing round
Everywhere he’d go you’d hear them shout.

Oh, thee’s got’n where thee cassn’t back’n hassn’t
He’s gott’n in a fine old mess somehow
He’s never oughta stuck’n in there dissant
Now what bis gonna do about it now
Thee’s cop a packet if thee cassn’t shift’n
A copper always turns up from somewhere
O arrh thee’s been and got’n where thee cassn’t back’n hassn’t
‘ow bis gonna get it out of there

And if you weren't in Discord, you missed out on my rendition of this in a faltering West Country Accent.

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[yo‎utube]We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
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Never gonna give you up

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